Would You Be Able To Perform In A Bedroom Filled With Star Wars Action Figures And Soccer Trophies?

I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'd perform at the Grand Ole Freaking Opry if I actually got some dong action.

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29 Responses to “Would You Be Able To Perform In A Bedroom Filled With Star Wars Action Figures And Soccer Trophies?”

  1. cel's giant psycho beaver Says:

    Are you trying to find someone to have relations with me? *sad face*
    minus the soccer trophies though.

  2. Nerdy_ Loser Says:

    yeah who wouldn’t…..it would help me last longer
    Repeat “jabba the hut jabba the hut jabba the hut”

  3. That Bald Guy + C Says:

    Maybe. I’ve always had a soft spot for Chewbacca.http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/ch…

  4. Cloud9 ♥'s anti monkey butt Says:

    preform?
    like, areobics preform, or like sing preform?

  5. Elle in YO face :] Says:

    You kidding????I did it in a motel shower at Disneyworld Resort with the Seven Dwarfs looking on.

  6. Dave K Says:

    I would perform magic tricks and wear a retainer.

  7. BLANK Says:

    If i’m allowed a little game of Vader vagina i’m there…

  8. poppy Says:

    Coming yet are you?

  9. Tut Uncommon: 3peat Offender Says:

    Hellz yeah.

  10. Watermelon Nerd is Naughtyish Says:

    Star Wars action figures, Hell Yes! Soccer trophies, no way…
    and May The Force Be With You

  11. Emily says "Go Saints!" Says:

    You said you liked my room decor?
    I thought you were different, Crash!

  12. Timinator . Says:

    Yeah, I love to collect Star Wars action figures! :)

  13. Lucky 7 Says:

    Au contraire, as long as I get to play Princess Leia as the slave girl, why not?

  14. ZsaZsa Galore Says:

    But of course. I would use the Force!
    oooo accidental rhyme-ation^^

  15. Whitney Says:

    yes… though not sure about the soccer trophies… but i have performed in front of star wars dolls before

  16. Kristy hugs KitKat Says:

    I could see myself wearing a Boba Fett helmet while yelling GOAL in bed!

  17. A Perfect Circle™ Says:

    Ompelle + GCG + relations = freak child with this room

  18. ☼ AJ crab Says:

    Holy crap that would be freakin’ hot! Especially if she left her socks on!

  19. gunsling Says:

    might have to turn the lights off.

  20. brunette Says:

    no it sounds distracting!

  21. You tickle my fancy :D Says:

    Only if I can have the top bunk and the R2-D2 blanket…~cries~

  22. MrM ® Says:

    OMG!!! Are you Kristys hubby?

  23. WIL Says:

    I’d probably just sit in the corner and cheer people on

  24. Monkfish Says:

    yup and with spiderman sheets.

  25. LOVEYLUC Says:

    Sure. Isn’t that what “May a piece be with you” means?

  26. вσσвєℓℓє Says:

    I am going to have to agree with the Beaver on this one!

  27. Your next ex wife ♥'§ Julie Says:

    no, but i like your picture. It’s funny.

  28. Kiera Says:

    Hell, I’d put a glow in the dark condom on my “light sabre” and bend it like Beckham.
    j0e

  29. j0seph c00lisky Says:

    yeah, after I taped my eyes shut it’d be great.

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